user banned 2 kids; Copiague, New York 1881 posts. Jan 22nd '13. One's name is Big John. Bahahahaha! Add Friend Ignore. The ℰffin' D! 2 kids; New York 26316 posts. Jan 22nd '13. Never used one. If I did, I don't think I would name it.
Lemme just get all this rhyme/pun dork shit out the way for y'all: A Dong of Thrice the Power Sliders Quantum Seep Hand of Exhaust Logan’s Gun Planet of the Gape (beads) Starfish Trek (plug) Captain Smirk Princess Sprayer (g-spot) Doctor Screw Most Flusters Duncan Slick-Loud The Inedible Bulk (HUGE) Power Stranger Mega Span (plug) Mighty Dowse Journey to the Center of the Girth (sounding rod ...
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6 mo. Of my girlfriends who I've asked: one of them has an electric toothbrush she calls Mr. Clean. Then another girlfriend has one she calls George. Another one has a vibrator she calls Viola (the Vibrator) and two other women use "The Wand", which is that big unit by Hitachi.
Today, in a wholly uncynical ploy, Ed Uncovered is pleased to publish the sequel to 50 Shades of Gash. The penis may be the exact opposite of the vagina – the ying to its yang, the… well, the cock to its cum tunnel – but the pair are linked by more than mere friction; both share ridiculous names.
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada) It’s good to know the naming of Dildo may have been intended to ruffle feathers. Apparently the man who mapped out Newfoundland, Captain James Cook, had a knack for giving humorous and, in instances, offensive names to the towns he was tasked with.
But these sex toys are way too weird and funny to come anywhere near our ladybits. View Gallery 8 Photos Courtesy Image. 1 of 8. This gives entirely new meaning to "monsters under your bed."
Funny Names of Sexual Positions. 146. Upstanding Citizen 147. Scoop Me Up 148. Captain Morgan 149. The Pretzel 150. Butter Churner 151. Tiger Style 152. The Left-Handed Stranger 153. The Abe Lincoln 154. Say Hi To The Brown Eye 155. The Couch Potato. Funny Names From Pop Culture. 156. Breathless Mahoney, Dick Tracy 157. Dirk Diggler, Boogie ...
Hu Flung Poo. Jim Shorts • 5 years ago. That's correct, my name is Jim Shorts and I teach P.E. Muffin Puncher • 6 years ago. we have a teacher at our school named "Mrs Man" Lol. Jacob Alexander Maines • 4 years ago. I had a sub who was literally Mr. Penis. Me • 6 years ago. My school nurses name was Mrs. Hurt.
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